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Om jag tyckte att tisdagen var händelselös så underträffade onsdagen den med råge. Den var spå händelselös så det blir några emergency jokes.

Två judar går in på en bar och köper den.

Här är några till som jag stulit från internet:

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Why the long face?”

Two men walk into a bar, but the third one ducks.

A termite walked into a bar and said, “Is the bartender here?”

A pony walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, may I have a drink?”
    The bartender says, “What was that, I couldn’t hear you.”
    So the pony says, “I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”

This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, buddy, your pants are    down.”

A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey buddy, you’ve got a steering wheel down your pants.”
The guy replies “Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!”

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a large Gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tonic.”
The bartender replies, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”

A <noun> walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“Here you are, that’ll be $7.50. You know, we don’t get many <noun>s in here.” replies the bartender.
<noun>, “At these prices I can see why.”

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. Bartender says, “You guys better not start anything in here.”

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, I
haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

“What do you mean?” says the pirate. “I feel fine.”

Bartender: “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

Pirate: “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

Bartender: “Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”

Pirate: “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a
sword fight. Me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really”

Bartender: “What about that eye patch?”

Pirate: “Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I
looked up and one of them crapped in me eye.”

“You’re kidding,” says the bartender. “You lost an eye just from birdcrap?:”
Pirate: “It was me first day with the hook.”